[Daitomodachi Intro] Seto Kaiba: This is it Yugi.
[Yu Gi Oh OST – Legendary Duels] Kaiba: This will be the duel to end all duels! Kaiba: You may have beaten me several times. Kaiba: But I will win! Yami Yugi: In your dreams Kaiba! Yugi: Now. Let’s. Due- Kaiba: Umm.. what are you doing? Yugi: I’m… getting my duel disk ready. Kaiba: Yugi! This is why you’ll always be inferior to me!
(Considering Kaiba lost every match to him.) Kaiba: This is why you’re Toys “R” us and I’m Amazon.
(Brace your eyes next scene)
[Yu Gi Oh OST – Black Magician Girl] Kaiba: This is why I’m the Seme and you’re the Uke.
[Top and Bottom in a yaoi relationship] Yugi: What? Kaiba: You see Yugi we’re not using duel disks for our duel. Kaiba: We’re using my Duel Monsters mobile app. Kaiba: No connection with Konami’s version.
[Disclaimer to the viewer.] Yugi: But, we always used duel disks. Kaiba: Yugi the only people who use duel disks these days are spoiled rich man-children who spend their money on frivolous toys
[Yu Gi Oh OST – Kaiba Seto] Kaiba: Instead of being contributing members of society. Yugi: Did you roast yourself?
(Well yes but actually no.) Kaiba: Until you get a smartphone and install the app. Kaiba: I will not duel you! Yugi: Ugh…
[Yugioh OST – Kaiba Seto] Millennial Girl: What the hell is this? Millennial Girl: I wanted version 10, not version 9.9! Girl: Go get me the right version, you bitch. Girls Mom: Yes dear.
(That’s the look of someone who can dispose of a body) Yugi: Fucking millennials.
[Yu Gi Oh OST – The Magnificent Mai] Yugi: Alright Kaiba I got my smartphone!
[Yu Gi Oh OST – The Trump Card] Yugi: Now let’s duel! Smartphone: Installing 1 out of 600 updates.
(Ah shit.) Yugi: What’s it doing? Kaiba: It’s installing updates. Yami: But, we’re playing a childrens card game! Kaiba: Look just wait for it to install the updates alright?!
(Hope that phone has enough storage for it.) Yugi: Well our duels can take hours. Yugi: I guess these updates won’t take too lon- (Should have gotten unlimited high-speed data) Yugi: Ah! Téa. Finish me Téa! Ah.
(Let your imagination run free.) Smartphone: Updates are finished. Yami: Now we can finally start this du- [Yu Gi Oh OST – Hidden Feelings] Yugi: Were you staring at me the whole time? Kaiba: *Ahem* Yugi I see you finally installed the updates.
[He isn’t denying it.] Yugi: Yes Kaiba now we can finally start this due- Yugi: Oh what the hell is it doing now?
[Lifepoint dropping notification sound] [Patince Points: 0] Ad: Fuck you Baltimore! If you’re dumb enough to buy a new- Kaiba: It’s playing an ad. Yugi: Playing an ad?!
[Yu Gi Oh OST – Shadow King] Kaiba: That’s right. Yugi(snapped): For a childrens card game?! Kaiba: Just wait for it to finish playing it ok?! Jesus!
(How is he so agitated?) Yugi: Well I guess it can’t take that lon- Yugi: HOLY MOTHER OF RA! Yugi: Screw this! Yugi: Back in my day we didn’t play duel monsters on smartphones or fancy duel disks! Yugi: We played them on rocks!
(How the hell does that work?) Yugi: HUGE! FREAKING ROCKS! Kaiba: I can see why your kingdom got destroyed. Yugi: You know what Kaiba. Yugi: Wanna what else we use the rocks for? Kaiba: What? (PAIN)
[E-Dubble – Be King] (Yugi about to duel old school) Kaiba: *Grunting in pain* Kaiba: *Grunting in pain*
(All we need is Joey to scream Worldstar.) Kaiba: *Still grunting in pain* Dai: Ha, Bitch. Yami Yugi/Tom Shaclk: Whew, Man it’s really exhausting beating the shit out of pussies all day.
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