The World’s Most Aggressive Telemarketer – Key & Peele


[phone ringing] Hello, this is Gavin. (Colin)
Hi, Gavin, my name
is Colin Valenti. I’m calling from
Master Travel Incorporated to tell you about an exciting
limited-time offer, exclusive Las Vegas getaway. Can I have a few moments
of your time to tell you
about this new package? You know what,
I would love to, but I just don’t have the time. [phone beeps] Hello? Hello? [disconnect tone] Hm. [touch tones beeping] [line trilling] [phone ringing] (Colin)
This is Colin Valenti,
Master Travel Incorporated. How may I be of service? Hi, Colin Valenti. My name is Gavin. I think we just talked. Did we get disconnected? (Colin)
Yeah, no–I mean, yeah,
I hung up on you. Why would you do that? I mean, are you even– Are you even allowed
to do that? (Colin)
Were you going to buy
the Las Vegas package? Well, I mean, probably not,
but that’s not the point. (Gavin)
The point is– [phone beeps] What the hell? [touch tones beeping] [line trilling] (Colin)
This is Colin– Yeah, Valenti.
Listen. (Gavin)
I don’t know what
crawled up your ass and set up shop there,
but you don’t get to hang up– [phone beeps]
[gasps] What? Oh, my g– [line trilling] [phone ringing] (Colin)
What the [bleep] do you want? What is your deal, huh? (Colin)
Um, you don’t want
the Vegas package, so I don’t want to talk. I did us a favor,
wasting our time here. (Gavin)
Stop, stop, don’t you dare hang up that [bleep] phone,
okay? (Colin)
Why shouldn’t I? Why shou– What if I wanted
the Vegas package? Wha–you know what? I want the Vegas package. (Colin)
Sure you do. [phone beeps] What? You mother[bleep]! Oh, my God! You son of a bitch. [line trilling] (Colin)
Come on, man, let it go. [bleep] you, man! [bleep] you! I want five [bleep] packages! Right now–you know what? (Gavin)
You know what?
Where’s my wallet? This is my credit card
number, right here. Okay, listen. Get [bleep] off me. My credit card number
is 0074-5403-0098. The expiration date
is 12-20! And then–and then the–
oh, yeah! The security number is 084! So run the damn card right now! Right [bleep] now! You run it right [bleep] now,
asshole! [suspenseful music] (Colin)
Thank you for your business. Well, I hope
you learned your le– [phone beeps]
[gasps] [screaming] These new call scripts
are really great. Yeah, I know, right? [phone rings] What the [bleep]
do you want, Kathy?

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100 thoughts on “The World’s Most Aggressive Telemarketer – Key & Peele

  1. I've had telemarketers hang up on me before for saying "no" to buy their stuff but I never thought to call back, maybe this is what I was missing

  2. Hi Gavin. I would just like to let you know that NO ONE HAS A WALL PHONE ANYMORE!! You deserve that telemarketer based on your phone alone.

  3. I hate telemarketers so much this would actually be great as soon as I say no they hang up and never call again … perfect.

  4. When your bsf is telling you about the fight you missed 1 minutes ago, and you were literally just at the spot it happened at few seconds ago: 2:16

  5. 0:48–0:53 is too funny to me because he really tried his best to let it go, but decided he just couldn't 😄

  6. So ummmmmm… This is my 50 something ish key n peele video on YouTube. Think imma just press like in the beginning from now on…😎

  7. A telemarketer hung up on me and I was also pissed. The automated came up several times and it said you could opt out of the call by pressing 2. I did this several times over the course of a week. So when it called again i picked to speak to a live person by pressing 1. When they clicked through asking if I wanted to claim my google listing, I said I didn't and I wanted to know why I was still getting these calls if I opted out many times. They hung up on me. When I tried to call the number back, it didnt work😡

  8. I've been through this job… It is so f hilarious.. Especially seeing the script book… Should have use that kinda script… Lmao

  9. The last part would have been more funny if they changed her name to karen, cause you know.. Like that time she was arguing on something.. That turned to a meme.. No?.. okay

  10. Honestly, I would love if the telemarketer would hang up on me as soon as I said I wasn't interested. Then I don't gotta listen to them trying to fight for me to stay on the line. XD

  11. The video was funny some of the stupidity in the comments however was not and the commenters should have choked on instead of posting

  12. Haha so funny some bill collector got me to pay a bill when I was a kid I defaulted on my first credit card and he talked like serious shit to me till I set up a pay arrangement haha 😆

  13. Lmao I have to watch this before work bc this literally happened the other night…he called the choice line 3 times to speak to us and it was a lay down and he was looking for me to do business he thought we were a scam

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